roflshnwm 

Means rolling on floor laughing so hard nearly wet myself. Another way to say rofl but WAY funnier.

Carl: yo jimmy, Larry fell off his bike and rolled down a hill and then over a wall.

Jimmy: roflshnwm

roflshnwm by LovePanda July 8, 2014

Roflshisms 

Roflshisms- Rolling on the floor laughing so hard i shit myself

Close to Rotflshism but "the" is dropped and "myself" is split to add a more fluid sound

Person 1: Michigan just lost to Appalachian st.!

Person 2: Roflshisms! They suck!

-or- it can be used in the past tense
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Person 1: Dude i just totally Roflshismed my pants after watching him play basketball

** Since the -ed ending has been added the acronym can no longer be used, but instead it is implied that the user of the word rolled on the floor, laughed so hard they shit themself except in the past tense**

Roflshisms by Kashel September 11, 2007

ROFLSHISMMFP 

IM Chat acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing so hard I shit my motherfucking pants."

n00b: "LMAO"
d0rk: "ROFL"
Joe: "ROFLSHISMMFP"

ROFLSHISMMFP by Joe Bone March 24, 2005

roflshidmtamsfo 

Roll on floor laugh so hard I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off

girl texting ''omg roflshidmtamsfo''

roflshidmtamsfo by Hey Artemis March 16, 2017

ROFLSHISM 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard i shit myself

john told me a joke and i started to ROFLSHISM

ROFLSHISM by funnyguy9498 December 28, 2011

roflshisms 

rolling on floor laughing so hard i shit myself

Guy 1: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because 7 8 9
Guy 2: ROFLSHISMS

roflshisms by Kevin6791 September 16, 2007

ROFLSHILMTAMSFO 

Rolling on the floor so hard i lost my taco and my sombrero fell off.

<friend>
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?

Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.

<me>

ROFLSHILMTAMSFO

ROFLSHILMTAMSFO by Fossekall October 6, 2011