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Roflshisms
Roflshisms- Rolling on the floor laughing so hard i shit myself
Close to Rotflshism but "the" is dropped and "myself" is split to add a more fluid sound
Close to Rotflshism but "the" is dropped and "myself" is split to add a more fluid sound
Person 1: Michigan just lost to Appalachian st.!
Person 2: Roflshisms! They suck!
-or- it can be used in the past tense
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Person 1: Dude i just totally Roflshismed my pants after watching him play basketball
** Since the -ed ending has been added the acronym can no longer be used, but instead it is implied that the user of the word rolled on the floor, laughed so hard they shit themself except in the past tense**
Person 2: Roflshisms! They suck!
-or- it can be used in the past tense
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Person 1: Dude i just totally Roflshismed my pants after watching him play basketball
** Since the -ed ending has been added the acronym can no longer be used, but instead it is implied that the user of the word rolled on the floor, laughed so hard they shit themself except in the past tense**
Roflshisms by Kashel September 11, 2007
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ROFLSHILMTAMSFO
<friend>
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?
Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
<me>
ROFLSHILMTAMSFO
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Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
<me>
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