RODS 

Random Orgasm Disorder Syndrome

"I'm sorry sir/ma'am, your tests came back positive for RODS"
In math class, per chance: "The square root of 25 is unhh~ delicious~"

RODS by DNB1995 May 8, 2010

Rods 

Something you bring to the queen, generally when you are a bee and your queen's name is Phil and uses he/him pronouns but uses the term "queen". You also would be autotuned and searching for pollen. These bees tend to sing about the space within the folds of the rose.

RoDsSs FoR tHe QuEeNnNnNnNnNnNnN. I sInGgGgGgG aBoUt ThE sPaCeEeEeEeEe WiThIn ThE fOlDzZzZ oF tHe RoSeEeEeEeE...."

Rods by The gay lizard June 16, 2022

rods from god 

rods from god (n) - used to describe a first strike offensive weapon 20 feet in length and 1 foot in diameter tungsten rods dropped from an orbital bomber, which strike the target travelling at 36,000 miles per hour (about mach 15). They generally carry no explosives, their sheer kinetic force is more than enough to penetrate the deepest bunker and completely annihilate anything it strikes.

"They think they're safe in their bunker but wait until a HIMEOBS operative drops some rods from god on them from an orbital bomber."

rods from god by Commander Guinea August 11, 2006

rods from god 

One of the primary weapons used while orbitally bombing. Developed and used solely by HIMEOBS.

"A radar screen picked up a blip being deployed from orbital platform 23.2. Later developments confirmed that it was, in fact one of the legendary rods from god."

rods from god by Suu Kao May 8, 2007

Rods for Pods 

Gay, queer, small chode, U aint got no pancake mix, faggot, ugly pick slut, prick, ash, homo, jb, Likes dick in the but, slut, cunt, whore, pollpuffer, Likes to fuck black 80 year old ladys saggy tits, cant play video games, Sexy (shhhh), fuck me fuck you, very horny, fucks rocket ships, drinks anal leakage, AND i love you TROY!!!! You no i do forever and always <3

Rods for Pods

Rods for Pods by HolyRonster April 26, 2011

Rods förgöring

Rods leader ender dragon was the almightiest of the all and feared by the gron people. after many days mining diamonds enchanting and gathering netherite they fought they had a chance. the gron god gathered the mightiest and toughest warriors alvin jack sander bruno pellas ludvig l.bä. they searched for some minutes and actually found it pretty fast they all counted to three and then jumped in with all they had they attacked the dragon while pellas and jack destroyed the crystals for the dragon so it couldnt hea.l meanwhile sander and alvin shot arrows at it and L.bä ludvig and bruno attacked as soon it came down to the ground. after all the crystals were destroyed we all pushed it and attacked it all we could L.bä took some beds a ancient tactic known to be the dragons weakness they all swiped with their swords left to right meanwhile L.bä exploded beds until it sweeped away everybody with its tail .everyone made it but 2 grons were gone we didnt realise the first seconds until we saw alvhn fell of the world octnae fell of the world alvin and sander where dead forever. we were angry and pushed the dragon with our last powers we had in our powers and slashed it we saw the dragon float up slowly dying we jumped in the portal fast to not die by any other rods. we were happy but we were so tired so we couldnt celebrate we made it back to the village with 2 grons lost but rods leader dead we rested and healed up and payed respects to the grons then celebrated our win. The End

Rods förgöring is the most epic battle!

Rods förgöring by L.bä November 12, 2020

Bumping Rods 

The act of touching one’s erect penis with another man’s erect penis in a head butting motion. If performing this act too long a gooey sperm bridge form between the heads.

Hey Henry that was an amazing round of bumping rods last night.

Henry: It sure was Reese we had the longest spermcicles hanging from our pee pee’s.

Bumping Rods by Spoonyt69 March 25, 2022