Dave: That fuckin' Larry will say anything to get what he wants.
Eddie: Yeah, he told Ellen that, sure, he used to be gay, but he is
totally straight now. That's the only way he was ever gonna
get into her panties. That girl is not gonna give up that pussy to no bisexual.
Dave: Larry, straight? Sheeeit, that
motherfucker's got Romneysia. He went down on Coach Edwards last week, after practice.