Rod On 

A Rod On Is A New/ Classy Way Of Saying Boner

Jeremy: oh my dude I got a rod on last night
John: you got a boner dude ?

Rod On by Rodney rod on August 15, 2016

Rod on 

Rod on is British slander for having a boner / erection.

"Oi, mate I just saw Billy with a rod on!"

Rod on by Yrmomgai June 7, 2018

Mario and Rod on FSN Detroit

Mario and Rod are the single best TV broadcasting team in all of sports. Their knowledge of the game is unrivaled and they have the uncanny ability to lift the spirits of their audience when the Tigers are struggling. Mario and Rod have a vast following all over the USA especially in Comerica Park where their names and/or faces can be found on either of the following: signs, bare male chests, etc.

some common words/phrases used by both talented broadcasters:

Mario: "It's a great night for baseball good evening I'm Mario Impemba alongside Rod Allen...," "He's hitting at a .324 clip," "check it..."

Rod: "without question," "absolutely stellar," "in that regard," "bad self," "fresh fade"

and many, many more

After a long day at the office, I caught the late game with Mario and Rod on FSN Detroit.

Mario and Rod on FSN Detroit by MD2B September 7, 2007

tits on a burning tit rod 

Thing that completely and utterly sucks in life. You feel like total shit when you refer to something as tits on a burning tit rod. You never feel worse than when when you say this. It's the worse possible scenario. When someone says "tits on a burning tit rod" it obviously means you fucked some major shit up that needs to be fixed!

Tits on a burning tit rod, i fucked up so much shit I don't know what to do!

tits on a burning tit rod by Tits2622 December 6, 2009

Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod 

Bytty's member, coated in PB&J

Put that Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod

Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod by user9876 December 17, 2010

Clip one's rod 

To clip someone's rod means to subject someone to something incredibly painful or strenuous, akin to the experience of circumcision. Often used ironically to express a teasing tone in prior statements, á la "getting one's goat" or "yanking one's chain".

To clip one's rod is to make them suffer, jokingly or not.

Clip one's rod by ForeskinGaming April 18, 2023

Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait 

a specefic person or thing--- deadnre

Hey, Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait. Wanna go get food??

Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait by ThicDicDaddy39 October 18, 2022