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The Ronalds

Gas, nausea, and softening of the stool caused by consumption of Mcdonald's food.
I should not have gone to Micky D's last night- I got a total case of the Ronalds.

After eating a double quarter pounder with cheese extra value meal and three chicken sandwiches, Jed spent four hours on the can with the Ronalds.
The Ronalds by billthakat February 26, 2010

monald rcdonald

A Big Mac made with a patty of SHIT
P1: Dude, you look like you tasted a Monald RcDonald!
P2: Pretty close, I just watched 2 girls one cup!

David Ronaldson 

Queer freak who touches kids and likes to eat toenails for dinner
You’re a David ronaldson
David Ronaldson by Kyshehe123 November 3, 2019

Burt Reyonalds 

Step 1. Have your chick shave your back or her pussy. Step 2. Take hair in hand and fuck your girl doggie. Step 3. Right b4 cumming pullout. Step 4. Flip over your bitch and blow on her upper lip. Step 5. Smear back or pubic hair on her upper lip. The result is a Burt Reyonalds authenticate immitation Mustache.
Burt Reyonalds by CD June 4, 2003
A big pair of red shoes/Clown shoes similar to what Ronald wears
Ronalds by Gius? October 13, 2022

Red Ronalds

A pair of Ronalds. Also, see Gonzoppers. Usually worn by Toes.
Look at the Red Ronalds on that Toes
Red Ronalds by Gius? October 13, 2022
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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