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Rock-Shocker 

Similar to "the shocker" the Rock-Shocker is when one simultaneously cups/fondles a man's "rocks" while fingering his asshole with the middle finger, hence shocking the man's senses. (Disclaimer: fairly large hands or long fingers required)
"Holy shit! The way you touched my asshole while rubbing my balls was such a rock-shocker!"
Rock-Shocker by Junk Stamper September 4, 2014
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pop rock shocker 

when you take pop rocks and shove them in a persons anus. You then add pepsi or other carbonated beverages to cause a reaction. Right after putting the pop in the anus you give it in the anus causing to mix the chemicals. the result a stimulating explosion.
As i was having sex with jane, i did the pop rock shocker, she is now in a wheelchair.
pop rock shocker by kaleb johanson January 22, 2006

rock the shocker 

While holding the ring finger with the thumb, you insert the index and middle finger in the vagina and the pinky in the anus.
"I'm going to rock the shocker on my girl friend"
rock the shocker by shaele May 23, 2007

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026