rochester hills 

A city in Oakland County Michigan where big houses, nice cars, and parks are everywhere. Everything is always new and fresh. In the Downtown Rochester area, all you see are a million salons, restaurants, and jewelry stores. A lot of people get jealous or think that you're a snob for living in Rochester Hills, but Rochesterinians don't care what they think.

Random: "Oh... you're from Rochester Hills... so you must be a rich snob then..."

Rochesterian: "Fuck you, pay me."

Random: "Okay, sorry."

rochester hills by rochesterinian michigander September 23, 2013

Rochester Hills, Michigan 

Rochester Hills Michigan.. a peaceful little town in south-east Michigan.. Most Teens In this town go to either Rochester High School.. Stoney Creek High School or Rochester Adams High School.. being a mostly Average mid-western White, Republican, Christian town.. consisting of all the social classes from kids living in the TP to kids in the fancy houses on the north side of town.. at times things can get a little awkward.. trouble around Rochester Hills is mainly started by pure boredom.. there are few things to do around Rochester Hills.. the list devised of things to do in Rochester

1. Go to the Village Walton .blvd and Adams .Rd
2. Go Downtown
3. Do drugs

4. Have Sex
5. kill time with self mutilation or yourself with suicide
6. X-BOX video games in general

6 things to do... Pity..

Let's go to Rochester Hills, Michigan I need to be bored!

Rochester Hills, Michigan by Tokin'Owlman November 2, 2010