Robert asp
A robert is a fat ass that is bad at fortnite and always complains about it and is very trash to soccer
Robert asp by Themorrocanhashguy November 15, 2018
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robertsplaining
When someone named Robert over explains something, well intentioned but often annoying.
Usually someone named Henry overhears it.
Usually someone named Henry overhears it.
robertsplaining by taftman November 13, 2019
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robertas by Big fat definitely nota cerise December 8, 2017
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Robertas
Robertas is a really cool dude. First you meet him he's a little bit shy and awkward but has a heart out of gold. He has a great taste in music - probably likes to listen to some deep meaning sh*t like Car Seat Headrest and plays an instrument as well. Ask him for some recommendations and you'll find yourself listening to this song on repeat.
He's a very reliable person who always likes to hang out with you if you're one of his friends - he has a weird way of telling you that he likes you a lot.
He also loves to stay up until midnight spending his time with playing videogames or thinking about life while listening to music.
The Robertas I met is a very good listener, he keeps a secret once you tell him and cares about you more than he cares about himself. Next time you meet a boy called Robertas give him a big hug and make sure you keep him for the rest of your life!
Robertas you're a great person don't put yourseld down!
He's a very reliable person who always likes to hang out with you if you're one of his friends - he has a weird way of telling you that he likes you a lot.
He also loves to stay up until midnight spending his time with playing videogames or thinking about life while listening to music.
The Robertas I met is a very good listener, he keeps a secret once you tell him and cares about you more than he cares about himself. Next time you meet a boy called Robertas give him a big hug and make sure you keep him for the rest of your life!
Robertas you're a great person don't put yourseld down!
Robertas by CarrotCaky November 22, 2021
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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