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Robert asp

A robert is a fat ass that is bad at fortnite and always complains about it and is very trash to soccer
Bro du be so Robert asp
Robert asp by Themorrocanhashguy November 15, 2018
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He is the best at any sport or game a very cool person and very attractive to 90% of girls
Robertas I like u very much
Robertas by Iagzoavxb December 12, 2017

robertsplaining 

When someone named Robert over explains something, well intentioned but often annoying.

Usually someone named Henry overhears it.
I overheard some Robertsplaining between bess and robert, it wasnt bad but just a bit awkward.
robertsplaining by taftman November 13, 2019
A really annoying guy that you will call upon to do your bidding
Robertas cum here now

Robertass 

A person that plays Rust all day and claims to have no time
That guy is such a robertass!
Robertass by am rang December 14, 2019
He has a head size of a cabbage, he is tall, stupid and is really annoying.
Sriuba (Robertas) duhas
Robertas by Takeshi69ine November 21, 2021
Robertas is a really cool dude. First you meet him he's a little bit shy and awkward but has a heart out of gold. He has a great taste in music - probably likes to listen to some deep meaning sh*t like Car Seat Headrest and plays an instrument as well. Ask him for some recommendations and you'll find yourself listening to this song on repeat.
He's a very reliable person who always likes to hang out with you if you're one of his friends - he has a weird way of telling you that he likes you a lot.
He also loves to stay up until midnight spending his time with playing videogames or thinking about life while listening to music.
The Robertas I met is a very good listener, he keeps a secret once you tell him and cares about you more than he cares about himself. Next time you meet a boy called Robertas give him a big hug and make sure you keep him for the rest of your life!

Robertas you're a great person don't put yourseld down!
"Omg you know Robertas? I heard he has a VERY GOOD taste in music"

"Yes he is VERY COOL!"
Robertas by CarrotCaky November 22, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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