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don't let me get the roast on you
Something your fellow classmates or peers say before they proceed to roast your existence usually happens if you try to roast them but fail.
Dude 1: Boy your hairline look like scratch art!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
don't let me get the roast on you by Dankness at its finest July 9, 2017
national roast meghan day
national roast meghan day by Meghansuckssss December 5, 2017
Roast my meat
The act of slowly roasting one's meat to acquire a tender, soft, and moist substance.
Something your sugar daddy (especially a sexy one named Obehi) might do when they cook you the best 8 hour ribs this world has ever seen.
Something your sugar daddy (especially a sexy one named Obehi) might do when they cook you the best 8 hour ribs this world has ever seen.
Roast my meat by leggomyfaggo December 24, 2021
arby's roast beef chedder melt
"man i was about to bang this chick and a i went down on her and her box looked like an 'arby's roast beef chedder melt' in an old catchers mit."
arby's roast beef chedder melt by zak2 July 15, 2006
mexican spit roast
To penetrate a lady from both ends simultaneously, ie orally and either anally or vaginally, whilst both male participants wear sombrero hats to protect the lady from the glare of the midday sun.
Hans and Klaus were so concerned about the intensity of the sun that they donned their sombrero's before joining Sally at the mexican spit roast. If only Andreas were able to come along with the aftersun lotion.
mexican spit roast by Hans und Klaus October 17, 2006
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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