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A roaddad is the middle age equivalent of a roadman. You rarely get to see a roaddad in the wild as they spend most of their time in their man cave. They're obsessed with football, Top Gear, designer brands, scooters and motorbikes. They'll wear clothes like Adidas tracksuits and trainers, crossbody bags, aviator sunglasses and a beanie when it's cold. They like to go to the pub weekly with their friends Big Dave, Tone and Ratty. Whenever they get the chance, the roof on the convertible is down and Status Quo is blaring, completely embarrassing their teenagers. They use slang like: yo, mate, man and bloody hell.
Roaddad: Hey mate, what lambo are you using for the rally
Roaddad by TedMitchell07 May 1, 2021
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roaddawg 

n. a beer taken with one when traveling from one place to another (esp. when destination is a place where alcohol is not otherwise available)

v. to carry, transport, or possess such a beverage.
Pat and I took some roaddawgs with us to Taco Bell.
roaddawg by Jungle of Love May 2, 2007
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RoadDawg 

An individual who actively seeks out internet arguments/fights for zero reason other than causing a disturbance YET somehow doesn’t get banned
This jack wagon started an argument with me after i said the sky was blue. Next thing i know i was roadDawged and banned for a week
RoadDawg by MDS HERO September 23, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016