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100 miles of bad road 

When a man or woman's face is extremely ugly!!!
person1)Man, she looks good!
person2)Her face looks like 100 miles of bad road!
100 miles of bad road by horsefly October 10, 2005

looking like five miles of bad road 

Southern expression meaning someone or something looks severely disheveled, exhausted or sloppy, like an old road in desperate need of repaving.
She woke up the morning after the party looking like five miles of bad road

Fifteen Miles of Bad Road

When someone, as they age, goes from looking hot to looking like fifteen miles of bad road
Have you seen Lia? She was hot in high school! She looks like fifteen miles of bad road now.

Mile Road 

Make up most of the major east-west roads of Detroit's northern suburbs. The miles are measured going north from the intersection of Woodward & Michigan in Detroit. They include the infamous 8 Mile Road, the dividing line between Detroit's generally wealthy suburbs and more impoverished inner city. The mile roads are numbered up to 37.
"Where's Oakland Mall?"
"At 14 Mile Road & John R."
Mile Road by cds19 December 22, 2008

mile high road head 

when a vehicle operator receives oral sex while in control of an aircraft.
I heard a rumor that mile high road head was the only way Lindbergh survived that Atlantic crossing.
mile high road head by topgunmav October 20, 2010

like a mile of bad road 

Not as ugly as 100 miles of bad road but still not as good looking as you would liked it to be.
“You guys make great babies.Ours look like a mile of bad road.”

Quote from Black Mirror episode Striking Vipers
like a mile of bad road by IKISME December 20, 2020
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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