Road man

People who go round Britain (Uk, usually the north of England) trying to shank people and nick their bikes.

That road man tried to nick me bike and shank me bruv.

by That one Irish guy January 3, 2022

Road man joe

The leader of all roadmen across the globe. He owns all puffer jackets.

Road man joe commanded his puffer bois.

by QueezySquid May 24, 2021

road man slang

People who say things like "man like Irede" and mad ting

Example of Road man slang is: Irede is mad Ting like dat

by Wanderer456 November 20, 2019

Road man Mark

You’d normally find mark down in the ENDZ as he says in his chavvy language

That road man Mark is ard don’t mess with him

by Road man mark April 2, 2020

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

the greatest come back ever

guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!

by the cleaner April 30, 2006

Willow road mandem

The fearsome homosexual gang of schmucks who rule the willow road turf including the especially homo Paul brothers.

The willow road mandem just had a devilish clash with the iraqi swat... Luckily naynay had a nosh and won it.

by Yung Samstar May 5, 2019