Road man

People who go round Britain (Uk, usually the north of England) trying to shank people and nick their bikes.

That road man tried to nick me bike and shank me bruv.

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Road man joe

The leader of all roadmen across the globe. He owns all puffer jackets.

Road man joe commanded his puffer bois.

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People who say things like "man like Irede" and mad ting

Example of Road man slang is: Irede is mad Ting like dat

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You’d normally find mark down in the ENDZ as he says in his chavvy language

That road man Mark is ard don’t mess with him

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"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

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guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!

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The fearsome homosexual gang of schmucks who rule the willow road turf including the especially homo Paul brothers.

The willow road mandem just had a devilish clash with the iraqi swat... Luckily naynay had a nosh and won it.

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