road load 

Roadside fecal blowout; the need to blow out your ass on the road, to take an unexpected fast shit while driving.

"Oh my God, pull over, I got a road load comin' on!"

road load by Coco Loco September 11, 2006

Road Load 

When a vehicle cuts you off on a snow covered road and sprays salty white shit all over the windsheild.

Fuck that dude in that truck just sprayed me with a road load! Turn on the wipers

Road Load by Ichi_Oni January 29, 2010

Road Load 

The act of ejaculating while driving.

That 6 hour drive would have been super boring but I passed the time with a road load.

Road Load by Ju-Li November 22, 2021

blow your load and hit the road

An expression that resembles "one night stand". It is when a gentleman has completed the ejaculating process on the female counterpart after sexual activity. Then immediately takes off into the night without a trace.

Dude all you have to do is blow your load and hit the road and she'll never call back again.

blow your load and hit the road by Abbykadabra April 17, 2015

Bust a load and hit the road

A variation of the oh so popular phrase "hit it and quit it", which of course references someone having sex with some1 quickly and getting on with their day and or life. Just for clarification the "bust a load" portion has to do with the act of ejaculating during intercourse and the "hit the road" part means just that...leaving the scene of the crime.

Ray: So... i heard u're trying to get with my girl Jenny over there.
Malik: Listen playa...i'm not tryna "get with" her...i'm tryna get it in with her. I just wanna bust a load and hit the road... u kno no strings attached.
Ray: iight den, i respect that

Bust a load and hit the road by PresOfDaFriends March 17, 2011

load on the road 

When you jack off in a car, motocycle or any vehicle :-)

Person number 1: You've heard my story about me getting caught flogging my dolphin???
P2: No?
P1: Well, I barricated myself right in the back off the car and started beating it.
P2: And?
P1: My mom turned around and took her jacket... And uncovered my meat.
P2: Haha! Goooooood 'ole load on the road!

load on the road by Killer9080 December 29, 2013

Bust the load and hit the road 

A man getting a woman pregnant and then leaving before the baby is born.

Usually happens in small towns such as Banbury where it is seen as unusual for the father to raise his child as he still needs to get his GCSEs

I like this girl but she wants to marry me

Mate just bust the load and hit the road

Bust the load and hit the road by YourmumiliketoRIDHT June 9, 2019