Rifftarded 

Kind of like writer's block, only for guitarist. It's when a guitarist can't think of a new riff or the riff he/she made was just completely horrible.

GUITARIST: Hey listen to this! *plays riff*
BASSIST: Damn dude, that sucked. I think you're becoming a bit rifftarded.

Rifftarded by HENRYJUSTICE April 19, 2010

riptarded 

retarded high.
the most extreme state of \HIGH/.

I smoked myself riptarded.

riptarded by Sm0k3y Mac P0t April 8, 2005

Ricetarded 

Ricetarded/Ricetard
adjective

less advanced in mental or physical knowledge about Asian/Chinese culture.

John's ricetarded, he thinks everyone in China know kung fu.

Ricetarded by howwonderfoo October 30, 2013

Rigtarded 

When it is obvious that someone is lazy or stupid by their sloppy and careless work.

If Cal wouldn't have done such a rigtarded job on the lawn mower, it would still be working!

Rigtarded by Night Lightning June 9, 2013

riptarded 

when the point you are considered to be clinically retarded due to smoking marijuanna.

>> dude whats wrong with you? are you retarded??
<< no, mannnn... im riptarded... just hit the bong for the 100th time...
>> oh, ok.

riptarded by justaboutdead April 12, 2005

RITarded 

Of, related to, or regarding the moronic and atypical activity that occurs with complete unremarkably at Rochester Institute of Technology.

Some pretty RITarded shit goes down at RIT.

RITarded by fjfjfj March 22, 2008

Ricktarded 

Any instance where you do something completely retarded or resembling a red headed step child in desperate need of an unrelenting beating. When someone does something so inexplicably ridiculous you want to throat punch a baby.

Wow, I can't get over the fact that he actually attemted that! Absolutly ricktarded. Only a ricktard would try to pull off something so rickdiculous! I'm astounded by your ricktardedness!!!! Get in your bed you flacid peice of shit!

Ricktarded by Brentlyexperience November 22, 2011