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Perfect in every way possible, she will always be there for you. She’s caring, funny, considerate, and drop dead gorgeous. If you ever get the chance to date one, don't ever let her go. Ristins tend to get hurt but are very forgiving and understanding. Love them as much as possible
I never should have let Ristin get away.
Ristin by stiles777 May 20, 2020
ristin is Kristina that’s just trying to hop on another tiktok trend, she also have big juicy 🍑
Tiktok: what would you name be without first and last letter?
Kristina: ristin !
ristin by Kylieisthicc May 29, 2020

heaven for rustiness 

The phrase that a recent US migrant uses to insult a company operating in a 3rd world country whose offer he has rejected for obscure reasons

literal meaning: A place where people can actually get rust on their balls
Loser1: Get your history right, have you ever worked at PNS??
Loser2: Its a heaven for rustiness!
basically just another word for when a person is a dumbass b*tch.
person 1: bro you really did that? you’re such a ristin.
person 2: sorry man, i tried my best not to.
ristin by ddpwr April 10, 2020
The epitome of the package; just wow
guy 1: I saw Ristie the other day

guy 2: wow! what a man 🤩
Ristie by Tom123456789010 February 18, 2019

ristinkulous 

something that is ridiculously rank, wretched smelling, or just downright disgusting
my dad farted in the car. it was so ristinkulous
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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