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Ripskin Boner 

When one achieves an erection which manifests such intensity that it ostensibly appears to rip through the outer skin of the hard penis.
1. After drunkenly making out with a transvestite hooker, little Johnny had a ripskin boner.

2. Warning label for erectile dysfunction pills: If erection is achieved and lasts for more than 4 hours, you may have a ripskin boner requiring immediate medical attention.
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A Ripkin, is a baby in which eats monsters. These monsters can be of any kind, the ones living under your bed, closet, any kind.
OMG I Just have birth to a Ripkin.
I'm proud of our little Ripkin.
Ripkin by Curseyoutommy May 12, 2013
To do whatever is put in front of you. Substance, drink, event etc...
Are you ready to ripski tonight? Hell yeah lets hit that shit.
Ripski by zimzam101 October 17, 2008

blumple rimskin 

The act of pooping while getting a blow job, and performing a rim job on the person who is giving the blow job.
Stephanie gave me a blumple rimskin last night and I almost passed out.
blumple rimskin by Bryce G Smith October 10, 2014

risking coldplay 

unfastening your seatbelt in a car for the purposes of removing your jacket.
I think I shall remove my coat before I get in the car, or else I'll be risking coldplay if it gets warm.
risking coldplay by Mazca April 29, 2005

rimpskin 

where your genitals get caught on your zip and you have to rip them out-leading to alot of bleeding.
rimpskin by Anonymous May 6, 2003
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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