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Ripskin Boner 

When one achieves an erection which manifests such intensity that it ostensibly appears to rip through the outer skin of the hard penis.
1. After drunkenly making out with a transvestite hooker, little Johnny had a ripskin boner.

2. Warning label for erectile dysfunction pills: If erection is achieved and lasts for more than 4 hours, you may have a ripskin boner requiring immediate medical attention.
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A Ripkin, is a baby in which eats monsters. These monsters can be of any kind, the ones living under your bed, closet, any kind.
OMG I Just have birth to a Ripkin.
I'm proud of our little Ripkin.
Ripkin by Curseyoutommy May 12, 2013
To do whatever is put in front of you. Substance, drink, event etc...
Are you ready to ripski tonight? Hell yeah lets hit that shit.
Ripski by zimzam101 October 17, 2008

blumple rimskin 

The act of pooping while getting a blow job, and performing a rim job on the person who is giving the blow job.
Stephanie gave me a blumple rimskin last night and I almost passed out.
blumple rimskin by Bryce G Smith October 10, 2014

risking coldplay 

unfastening your seatbelt in a car for the purposes of removing your jacket.
I think I shall remove my coat before I get in the car, or else I'll be risking coldplay if it gets warm.
risking coldplay by Mazca April 29, 2005

rimpskin 

where your genitals get caught on your zip and you have to rip them out-leading to alot of bleeding.
rimpskin by Anonymous May 6, 2003