Ringrose

To sustain a strapping, long-term injury whilst on a brief, yet long-awaited trip whereby the injury itself was strongly anticipated by your work colleagues in the lead up to the event.

Careful you don't do a Ringrose on your skiing trip this Saturday. You've got Program Steering on Monday.

Ringrose by Prog-C September 8, 2011

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ringosexual

To be sexually attracted to a very sexy Ringo Starr.

bob:Did she just say she wanted to rape Ringo?
bill: Yeah she is Ringosexual.

ringosexual by nancy shears October 9, 2008

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Ringrose • Ringosexual • Ringropeitis

Ringropeitis

The condition that your balls got straddled on ring ropes.
A.J Styles had this condition when he interfered between Baron Corbin and Dean Ambrose.
For more, see ringpostitis

AJ's balls are tough, he never got ringropeitis.

Ringropeitis by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018

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Ringosexual

Sexual preference, category.

You follow your main category, be it hetero-, homo- or some other-sexuality.

But you want to fuck Shiina Ringo (Japanese artist) anyway.

(Does not really apply to heterosexual men.)

Ping is ringosexual. Everybody knows that.

Ringosexual by Mugg July 14, 2007

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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