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rightwash 

Taken from the term whitewash. Meaning to take something; such as a watered down version of a popular left wing political policy; and twist it around into capitalist propaganda. Typically used to indoctrinate less intelligent voters into thinking conservatives actually run a country in anyone's interests but their own.
"The National Party's half measures are plunging New Zealand into poverty. It is a complete rightwash."
rightwash by Crazfulla July 13, 2015
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Rightwash 

Derived from Whitewash, to take a previously left-handed established character and make them right hand dominant.
Man, they totally rightwashed Link in BOTW.
IKR this is lefty erasure.
Rightwash by Lefty Activist November 2, 2020

rightfast 

A discriptive word saying what the speaker is referring to won't take too long so lets do it now. Originating from a form of 'really fast.'
"Hey, come here rightfast"

"Let's swing by the crib rightfast"
rightfast by dusty June 27, 2004

lightwash 

Similar to whitewash but instead of making a character white the character keeps their same ethnicity but replaced with a lighter skinned version of themselves which is a sneaky deception way of ethnic cleansing people you see its whitewashing within ethnic groups masquerading as light washing slick huh? lml
Example for lightwashing

Aunt Vivian from Fresh Prince is replaced by a lighter skinned version of herself

Claire from My Wife and Kids is replaced by a lighter skinned version of herself

And Darnell from Girlfriends Maya's husband is replaced by a lighter skinned version of himself
lightwash by Rokai February 4, 2018

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The U L T I M A T E level of boredom
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The Path of RightASSness 

Be either man or woman, the path of rightASSness is all about finding the perfect mate. The perfect ass is in the eye of the beholder, but beware of the dangers of other bodily distractions. Let yourself not be guided by glorious tits or a ten inch dick, for the truth lay upon the perfect behind that will be with you for all time.
Eduardos: Oh Dalai Lama of Ass, tell me how I can embark upon the right path

Dalai Lama of Ass: Fear not, my ill-befallen friend, for you will find the Path of RightASSness when your eyes lay upon the greatest ass you will ever see.

Eduardos: But how will I know?

Dalai Lama of Ass: Oh you'll know. You'll know.

richwashed 

To not have a great point of view on the real world because you are rich.
Man, Jeff just richwashed the fuck out of my breakup. I can't just leave, I don't have money.
richwashed by CowboyKidCody June 9, 2017