Rightnasm 

Right now orgasms are when you hear, you should do this for me, right now. Right now this, right now that. Right now right now right now.

Just remember they're okay, and they're aloud to happen.

They're having a rightnasm when you hear.

You should move around, RIGHT NOW.
You should open the fridge, RIGHT NOW.
You should go to bed, RIGHT NOW.

Rightnasm by Mr. Heubert August 8, 2022

Rightnasm 

Right now orgasm

When you hear right now right now right now, you need to do this and that RIGHT NOW.

You should go outside, RIGHT NOW
You should do this for me, RIGHT NOW
Right now, Right now, Right now.

They're having a rightnasm, it's okay, they're aloud to happen.

Rightnasm by Mr. Heubert August 9, 2022

rightnasm 

A rightnasm is when you tell someone to do something RIGHT NOW

Hearing right now?

Oh they're just having a rightnasm, it's okay it's aloud to happen.

rightnasm by Mr. Heubert August 17, 2022

rightfast 

A discriptive word saying what the speaker is referring to won't take too long so lets do it now. Originating from a form of 'really fast.'

"Hey, come here rightfast"

"Let's swing by the crib rightfast"

rightfast by dusty June 27, 2004

rightwash 

Taken from the term whitewash. Meaning to take something; such as a watered down version of a popular left wing political policy; and twist it around into capitalist propaganda. Typically used to indoctrinate less intelligent voters into thinking conservatives actually run a country in anyone's interests but their own.

"The National Party's half measures are plunging New Zealand into poverty. It is a complete rightwash."

rightwash by Crazfulla July 13, 2015

Rightwash 

Derived from Whitewash, to take a previously left-handed established character and make them right hand dominant.

Man, they totally rightwashed Link in BOTW.
IKR this is lefty erasure.

Rightwash by Lefty Activist November 2, 2020

The Path of RightASSness 

Be either man or woman, the path of rightASSness is all about finding the perfect mate. The perfect ass is in the eye of the beholder, but beware of the dangers of other bodily distractions. Let yourself not be guided by glorious tits or a ten inch dick, for the truth lay upon the perfect behind that will be with you for all time.

Eduardos: Oh Dalai Lama of Ass, tell me how I can embark upon the right path

Dalai Lama of Ass: Fear not, my ill-befallen friend, for you will find the Path of RightASSness when your eyes lay upon the greatest ass you will ever see.

Eduardos: But how will I know?

Dalai Lama of Ass: Oh you'll know. You'll know.

The Path of RightASSness by Pope_Jackass March 31, 2015