Right Tits 

Something said by rednecks. Usually used by rednecks from the New England area. They use it as an adjective like awesome. The phrase itself orginated in Lincoln County Maine.

"How was sleddin' in East Millinocket guy?"
"It was right tits bub! Got er' up to 110 Mph! Had er' goin brap brap!"

Right Tits by Swagmo March 18, 2014

I cannot believe my tits right now 

A phrase used in a situation where your ears or your eyes will not even believe what is going on. So your tits are there to change up a common phrase to help express the amount of shock and sensory overload you are going through.

Receiving a terrible grade or getting in trouble at work and then finding out moments later that, that one person who really turns you on either has a significant other or doesn't want to be with you...and then realizing you have the shits

..."I cannot believe my tits right now"

I cannot believe my tits right now by Please Use December 29, 2010

getting right on my tits 

Phrase from the UK. Used to explain that someone or something is getting on your nerves/annoying. Not necessarily said by a woman, and not to be taken literally.

Man 1: I see Chelsea have won the league again.
Man 2: I know! Mourinho is getting right on my tits!!

getting right on my tits by tricky kid July 5, 2006

getting right on my tits 

Phrase from the UK. Used to explain that someone or something is getting on your nerves/annoying. Not necessarily said by a woman, and not to be taken literally.

Man 1: I see Chelsea have won the league again.

Man 2: I know! Mourinho is getting right on my tits!!

getting right on my tits by Dalyaana January 19, 2023

They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits).... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits).... by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025