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I cannot believe my tits right now 

A phrase used in a situation where your ears or your eyes will not even believe what is going on. So your tits are there to change up a common phrase to help express the amount of shock and sensory overload you are going through.
Receiving a terrible grade or getting in trouble at work and then finding out moments later that, that one person who really turns you on either has a significant other or doesn't want to be with you...and then realizing you have the shits

..."I cannot believe my tits right now"

getting right on my tits 

Phrase from the UK. Used to explain that someone or something is getting on your nerves/annoying. Not necessarily said by a woman, and not to be taken literally.
Man 1: I see Chelsea have won the league again.
Man 2: I know! Mourinho is getting right on my tits!!

getting right on my tits 

Phrase from the UK. Used to explain that someone or something is getting on your nerves/annoying. Not necessarily said by a woman, and not to be taken literally.
Man 1: I see Chelsea have won the league again.

Man 2: I know! Mourinho is getting right on my tits!!

They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits).... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....