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rigamortified 

rigamortifyed or rigamortis is when after death the body stiffens in the position it is laying/sitting/standing, whatever
like whena mouse dies and its legas are all stickin up everywhere and you poke it with a stick and it's all hard and what not.
Yeah, we found it in the pool. all rigamortified. must have drowned the poor bastard.
rigamortified by Naoutka November 7, 2003

rigamarole 

An annoying series of seemingly unnecessary steps that causes a commotion and results in confusion, irritation and resentment by the people who inevitably have to do all the extra work to fix something they didn't break.
After all the rigamarole Sally caused by changing her tax status and then 10 other people followed suit, we have to re-enter all the timesheets which means payroll will be late! This has never happened before, I'll have to call the bank and investigate our options, it's already after 4:30, somebody better still be there...this is going to wreck my date tonight, if I'm going to be that late, I might as well not go at all...Sally is SUCH a bitch!"
rigamarole by Petra777 January 12, 2008
Giving someone the run around. Not being straight and to the point.
"I talked to John today about the project and he just gave me the rigamaroo!"
rigamaroo by Tsalagi April 16, 2004

Rigamortis 

What happens when you peep in the girls locker room.
Stewie: It appears my weewee has been stricken with rigamortis
Rigamortis by scorpio dog July 25, 2009

rigamaro 

Pronounced: (rig-uh-more-ROH)

The process of putting someone through a bunch of bullshit to get from point A to point B.

Also referred to as hassle, stress, mess, chaos, confusion, aggravating shit, drama, grief.
I had to go through 30 kinds of rigamoro to get her to finally tell me what the hell she wanted to say.

I'm tired of going to court over this rigamaro.

This is some fucked up ass rigamoro you got me dealin' with..
rigamaro by Kewlaudia September 30, 2011

rigamortis tongue 

When one contracts his/her tongue muscle in a cylinderical and/or probe-like shape. This is typically prepartion to be used to penatrate the rectal wall.
Clay C: What did you do with Morgan's sister last night?
Clay K: I got all white trash on her, and gave her the rigamortis tongue before we got raw dog nasty!
(or)
I'm going to give Katie the ol' rigamortis tongue this weekend!
rigamortis tongue by cpatrickc November 13, 2010
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