Rigamortis 

What happens when you peep in the girls locker room.

Stewie: It appears my weewee has been stricken with rigamortis

Rigamortis by scorpio dog July 25, 2009

rigamortis 

The event in which an external stimulus causing one's sexual organ to stiffen to erection. Caused by a lack of ATP, and thus myosin cannot dissociate from the actin in your penis muscle.

Woaahh... Ted did you see that girls cleavage? It gave me a bad case of rigamortis.

rigamortis by ADizzle088 December 13, 2006

rigamortis 

a dead mans alternative to viagra

the corpses has gone through rigamortis.

rigamortis by elric21 October 28, 2004

Rigamortis 

(Adj.) A word to describe a feeling, situation, person, or frame of mind that has surpassed the essence of sad, lame, pathetic, or unfortunate.

(Adj) something that causes an inner dreadful feeling similiar to the supposed sensation of one's body tensing and hardening after death

Adj. Something that has reached the height or acme of negativity, depression

I am feeling so Rig today, because I still live with my Rigamortis parents. I just want to cry and eat some Riggy pudding.

My job is so Rigamortis that I'd rather work at Red Lobster.

Rigamortis by Alyssa Coops August 10, 2010

Rigamortis 

When a mans penis loses an erection quickly after ejaculating.

After tom came, he experienced severe rigamortis and was unable to continue preforming.

Rigamortis by Kief Chief November 15, 2016

rigamortis 

A condition that does not replace viagra.

Even though he had complete rigamortis his member was still as flaccid as ever.

rigamortis by Numbers August 19, 2007

RIGAMORTIS 

top of the hierarchy depicting a very attractive girl, see rig, rigmarole, rigathon

will look mate.... that girl has a tight rig.......
yes mate rigamortis

RIGAMORTIS by Jordanian October 9, 2006