rigamortis

The event in which an external stimulus causing one's sexual organ to stiffen to erection. Caused by a lack of ATP, and thus myosin cannot dissociate from the actin in your penis muscle.
Woaahh... Ted did you see that girls cleavage? It gave me a bad case of rigamortis.
by ADizzle088 December 11, 2006
Get the rigamortis mug.

rigamortis

the corpses has gone through rigamortis.
by elric21 October 29, 2004
Get the rigamortis mug.

rigamortis

A condition that does not replace viagra.
Even though he had complete rigamortis his member was still as flaccid as ever.
by Numbers August 16, 2007
Get the rigamortis mug.

Rigamortis

What happens when you peep in the girls locker room.
Stewie: It appears my weewee has been stricken with rigamortis
by scorpio dog July 25, 2009
Get the Rigamortis mug.

Rigamortis

(Adj.) A word to describe a feeling, situation, person, or frame of mind that has surpassed the essence of sad, lame, pathetic, or unfortunate.

(Adj) something that causes an inner dreadful feeling similiar to the supposed sensation of one's body tensing and hardening after death

Adj. Something that has reached the height or acme of negativity, depression
I am feeling so Rig today, because I still live with my Rigamortis parents. I just want to cry and eat some Riggy pudding.

My job is so Rigamortis that I'd rather work at Red Lobster.
by Alyssa Coops August 10, 2010
Get the Rigamortis mug.

Rigamortis

When a mans penis loses an erection quickly after ejaculating.
After tom came, he experienced severe rigamortis and was unable to continue preforming.
by Kief Chief November 16, 2016
Get the Rigamortis mug.

RIGAMORTIS

top of the hierarchy depicting a very attractive girl, see rig, rigmarole, rigathon
will look mate.... that girl has a tight rig.......
yes mate rigamortis
by Jordanian October 09, 2006
Get the RIGAMORTIS mug.