Riffle'n

Surprise masturbation taking place on a first date.

(Two people sitting in car)
Guy begins Riffle'n
Girl - "What the hell?"
Guy - "I thought that's what you wanted?"

by Wisconny January 30, 2012

Rifle Nips

Boobs that have a point at the end of them, also referred to as "triangle boobs."

Dude, last night, I saw a girl and she totally had a pair of Rifle Nips.

by Thatguyoverthere. October 10, 2012

Long Rifle; No Primer

A friend that has unique problems with women. It is taken from the .22 long rifle rim fire, which is notorious for being in accurate and destroying itself after firing once.

Posk has three women to deal with but he is crushing himself. Total long rifle; no primer!

by spartyon2012 January 4, 2011

pump-action New England clam chowder rifle

A cock.

I pulled down my pants, whipped out my pump-action New England clam chowder rifle, hammered away at Stephanie, and blasted a load of little sailors into her sea of love.

by pentozali December 27, 2011