Riding the bus

The process of a person jumping on a person's penis/cock

"Do you Riding the bus?" says Richard. "Yes I do" says slutty Owais.

by Osama bin Hitler Putin Shootin June 05, 2015

Riding the bus

When one wears pants that are too short, therefore exposing their socks.

What's up with your pants? You are totally riding the bus

by 420/24/7 October 29, 2004

rides the bus

(v., intransitive) to be the tits, the shit, the man, the bee's knees, etc.; to be the humanoid equivalent of an electric guitar with biceps; or to be a thing whose mere existence suggests that God is one cool freaking dude.

object rides the bus, as in
"Is that T-Rex with the combat boots beating up Vince Shlomi?"
"Yeah, it would appear so, my good man."
"Wow. That rides the bus."

by SlipSlapJack July 14, 2009

riding the bus

A synonym to being high. You can be extremely blazed, or not so much. "Riding the bus" is a good code sentence to talk about being high around people. Look up: "going to catch the bus" which means- to buy drugs.

Dude, I was riding the bus the other day and I thought I was flying!

by lalalandhaha June 25, 2010

ride the bus

Sitting for up to an hour doing nothing with a load of dick heads (chavs). More common in engalnd because the driving age is 18 and there are alot of chavs.

"What you doin after college?"

"I gotta ride the bus"

by Matt.A October 05, 2007

Not Riding the Bus?

The act of standing or sitting far enough away from a public bus stop as to make it appear as though you are not actually waiting for it when in actuality you are but are too embarrassed for people to realize this fact.

Why's that dude sitting over there? We all know his broke ass is waiting for the bus and shit. I guess he's not riding the bus? Yeah right!!

by bigrobbo September 18, 2009

ride the bus

The act of pooping/taking a dump.

After the Mexican dinner Sean really had to ride the bus.

by Yake November 03, 2005