Ridin'Hood

Driving a hoodride. See hoodride.

That boy is ridin'hood.

Ridin'Hood by Ridin'Hood.com July 9, 2010

Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome

Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome, otherwise known as, "#MeToo." As defined by the European fairy tale about the naive, wholesome, and pure-hearted Little Red Riding Hood, who ignores the wisdom and warnings of her mother and impetuously ventures into the dark & dangerous world to fulfill her noble, altruistic, and self-sacrificing quest only to be accosted and consumed by the lusting, ravenous and Machiavellian Big Bad Wolf! Overtly trusting and deceived by her own cognitive dissonance, she tragically remains trapped within her own self-deception, blind to the true nature of the wolf and unable to see the wolf's true intentions for her until it is too late. Perhaps a noble and enabling woodcutter will come to her hapless rescue and maintain her dysfunctional behaviors and those of her daughters.

"What a deep voice you have!" ("The better to greet you with", responds the wolf), "Goodness, what big eyes you have!" ("The better to see you with", responds the wolf), "And what big hands you have!" ("The better to hug/grab you with", responds the wolf), and lastly, "What a big mouth you have" ("The better to eat you with!", responds the wolf), at which point the wolf jumps out of bed and eats her up too. 30 years later, Little Red Riding Hood, Tweets a #MeToo and the Big Bad Wolf is kicked out of the forest by an angry mob; all involved being casualities of Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome.

Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome by Crazy8888s October 12, 2018

little red riding hood 

a schizophrenic youth who is often seen roaming the woods, and stealing food from unsuspecting picnicers.

"have you seen that girl they've been talking about?"

"little red riding hood?"

"yeah"

"that bitch stole my turkey"

little red riding hood by brandi2012isutterlyproverbial January 9, 2009

Lil Red Riding Hood 

When you pop a virgins cherry

Lil Red Riding Hood by Balls Deep December 5, 2002

Little red riding hood 

(Israeli expression)
When you invite someone to meet on an innocent pretence and then ambush them (for example beat them up, kill them, blackmail them)

Dude, this guy invited me for a pizza and it actually was a little red riding hood

Little red riding hood by Shimooper February 4, 2022

Little Red Riding Hood 

Upon finishing having sex with your partner you leave their place and proceed to kill and eat their grandmother. Afterwards you lay in waiting in grandmothers clothes for her to visit.

Dude, I got to do the Little Red Riding Hood to this chick last night.

Did she bring a picnic basket of food?
Of course not.

Little Red Riding Hood by The Three Horsemen January 16, 2011

Little Red Riding Hood 

When you bang/fingerblast a biddy while they're on their period

*Does not apply to eating the red snapper, that shit's nasty*

"I totally went Little Red Riding Hood last night after crushing a rack of Beer30 Light.

Little Red Riding Hood by Richard BeInYa April 30, 2014