Originally a mis-hearing of the earthquake-measuring "Richter Scale", this measures how far your jaw drops when told a surprising or shocking fact. Anything above a Rictus Scale of 7 means you look like Jim Carrey waking from a nightmare.
"When I said we were breaking up, his face measured 7.3 on the Rictus Scale."
Genetic disease in which the patient has a massive splintery segment of wood is lodged deep within the anal cavity. Symptoms may include irritability, rapid changes in mood, chronic bitch face and constipation.
After being diagnosed with sticktus rectus syndrome, Lizzy tried to get the hugestick out of her butt to no avail.
The Rectus Abdominis is a long flat muscle that runs down the front of the abdomen. It is more commonly known as a six-pack on the body and can be seen in muscly/athletic people.
"WOW!!! your Rectus Abdominis is huge man, how do you get it like that?"
"You mean my six-pack?, just weight lifting"