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Rickshaw Dumpling 

It's when you remove the "matress" from your futon, trap a midget under the base, and then shit between the slats into the eyes of the trapped midget.
Dude, I brought home this hottie midget from the bar and I totally laid down the Rickshaw Dumpling!
Rickshaw Dumpling by PapiSanchez212 September 12, 2010

Rockland rickshaw 

The act of a dude in the bottom of a Home Depot shopping cart hidden under store items, gives a blow job through the cart slats to the dude who pushes the carriage and pretends to shop.
Mars Man covered a random homeless man with tile, insulation, and a case of Round Up while he leisurely enjoyed a Rockland rickshaw.
Rockland rickshaw by Papa Wheelie October 3, 2012

You can't run from the rickshaw man

Something that's impossible. It's like trying to run from a man that makes his living by running with a rickshaw all day long. He's going to catch you.
Guy - I didn't pay my taxes and now I have to pay even more.

Friend - You dumbass, you can't run from the rickshaw man!

rickshawed 

oh my god man he didnt even see you coming he just got fuckin rickshawed
rickshawed by jpsnipes May 21, 2011

Jon's nuts in a rickshaw 

Caught in a really tough spot. Completely screwed.
When my boss found the porn in my desk drawer, it was Jon's nuts in a rickshaw.

Rickshaw 

a small two-wheeled cart for one passenger; pulled by one person
I love a good ride in my Rickshaw pulled by my young chinese gentleman
Rickshaw by F.a.S June 2, 2003