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Rickety Cricket 

A character on the television show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". An old high school classmate of the gang named Matthew Mara who was made fun of for his leg braces. He eventually becomes homeless as a result of the gang's antics. He has a crush on Sweet Dee is is often tormented by Dennis and Mac (e.g. - teabagging). On "Mac and Dennis: Manhunters", the two hunt Cricket as a form of game.
Mac: "You wanna teabag Rickety Cricket?"
Dennis: "Nah, we've been doing that since high school."
Rickety Cricket by Nate Diesel March 9, 2009
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rickety swamp 

The result of perfectly timed sexual intercourse on a hot and humid summer's day, such that the sweat from the intensity of foreplay is gathered in an external container and applied directly to the genitalia as lubrication. In order to perfect the rickety swamp, the female and male must be poorly trimmed in the nether regions, and three chairs must be used to elevate the female over the container with the remaining sweat. Two chairs hold the legs, spread apart, and the female balances on the third with her torso. The man then stands on his toes and sodomizes from the rear.
The weather was so hot and humid yesterday, that when Sheila and I got back to my place and the AC wasn't working, I grabbed all the chairs from the kitchen table because we had to try the rickety swamp.

rickettsness 

What makes one uber cool, and why everyone wants to be them
man Joey is so cool, why is that?

oh its the rickettsness, you wouldnt understand
rickettsness by Joey ROcketts January 1, 2011
Offspring of the eugenics program also known as the Research Science Institute (RSI) or Really Sketchy Institute are known as ricklets.
Awww...look at that cute little ricklet!
ricklet by semenko July 22, 2004

rickety voice 

another word (better word) for a morning/night voice. (when your voice gets/sounds tired)
im getting quite tired, i have a rickety voice!

Rickety Macdaniels'

When a pirate ship is crewed by sea otters.
When you see a pirate ship being crewed by sea otters and you don't have time to explain: call it a rickety macdaniels'.