Richard turner

A male who masturbates; jerks off; wanks; etc.

If you’re right handed your Richard will turn to the left; if you’re left handed your Richard will turn to the right.
by Ric.Hard October 13, 2014
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Richard Turner

A term used in Northern UK to describe a person that greets other people by obnoxiously screeching “GREETINGS!” at them.
Greetings”? Who are you, Richard Turner? Innit liiiiike.
by Mesimu August 24, 2018
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richard turner

(1) Git
(2) Man (or transexual) with all the personality traits of a dead wasp
Oh look! I've just stepped in a pile of Rich
by Russell Pilfold March 24, 2004
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