Richard turner

A male who masturbates; jerks off; wanks; etc.

If you’re right handed your Richard will turn to the left; if you’re left handed your Richard will turn to the right.

The new guy's a Richard turner.

by Ric.Hard October 14, 2014

Richard Turner

A term used in Northern UK to describe a person that greets other people by obnoxiously screeching “GREETINGS!” at them.

“Greetings”? Who are you, Richard Turner? Innit liiiiike.

by Mesimu August 24, 2018

richard turner

(1) Git
(2) Man (or transexual) with all the personality traits of a dead wasp

Oh look! I've just stepped in a pile of Rich

by Russell Pilfold March 24, 2004