Richard Turner

A term used in Northern UK to describe a person that greets other people by obnoxiously screeching “GREETINGS!” at them.

“Greetings”? Who are you, Richard Turner? Innit liiiiike.

by Mesimu August 24, 2018

Richard turner

A male who masturbates; jerks off; wanks; etc.

If you’re right handed your Richard will turn to the left; if you’re left handed your Richard will turn to the right.

The new guy's a Richard turner.

by Ric.Hard October 14, 2014

richard turner

(1) Git
(2) Man (or transexual) with all the personality traits of a dead wasp

Oh look! I've just stepped in a pile of Rich

by Russell Pilfold March 24, 2004