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Rhaly

THE BEST PERSON IN THIS WORLD
RHALY IS SO MUCH BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, FUNNY AND NICE. HE'S SO CUTE AND KIND.
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RHALY IS RHALY BEACAUSE RHALY MEANS BEAUTIFUL
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Rhaly

RHALY IS THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD, HE'S BEAUTIFUL, HOT, FUNNY, SMART, NICE, KING, GREAT FULL, SEXY, BROWN HOT EYES, GOOD AT EVERY SPORT AND EVERY VIDEO GAMES.
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RHALY IS RHALY BEACAUSE RHALY MEANS BEAUTIFUL AND KIND
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Realyn

A person who is so pure that everyone would love to have . A kind, gentle and warm personality that people loves about her. She loves smiling, playing valorant and being loved by someone who is very important to her. She loves making her family proud and focusing on her goals in life. She has a bright future, even brighter than what she expects and she is better, better than what she thinks to herself.

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Reyalin~Realyn
by YnZ June 7, 2021
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Rhealyn

A very sweet but bad chick and she is also very reliable. she is very independent and is single as heck and does not need anyone but her friends and family
"Rhealyn you are a good role modle"
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8 id realy rather you didnts

In an effort to educate and to promote understanding of our faith, I will recount the story of The Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts, the sacred commandments that were given to Mosey the Pirate by the Flying Spaghetti Monster Himself. This is the story that has been handed down for hundreds of years by generations of the Pastafarian faithful:
While brooding atop Mount Salsa because he cannot find a Pirate ship, Mosey the Pirate captain receives some advice from the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the form of ten stone tablets. These were called the I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the "Commandments" by Mosey, and the "Condiments" by his Pirate gang. While there were originally ten I'd Really Rather You didn'ts, two were dropped on the way back down the mountain, with eight remaining. This event "partly accounts for Pastafarians' flimsy moral standards." The Flying Spaghetti Monsters commandments address worship of Him, the treatment of people of other faiths, sexual conduct, and nutrition.

THE EIGHT I'D REALLY RATHER YOU DIDN'TS

1.
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like A Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.
2.
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.
3.
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This Through You Thick Heads: Woman=Person, Man=Person. Samey-Samey. One is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal And Fuchsia.
4.
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off The TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.
5.
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B*******.
6.
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build multi million-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/ Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick): A. Ending Poverty B. Curing Diseases C. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable. I Might Be A Complex Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM The Creator.
7.
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go around Telling People I Talk To you. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?
8.
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses Alot Of Leather/Lubrication/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear A CONDOM! Honestly It's A Piece Of Rubber, If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.
Christian: I love God and I follow the Bible to the letter... Oh yeah thats right all 10 commandments baby.

Pastafarian: Ummm well I'm not Christian, but I have about 8 id realy rather you didnts that I like to stick with. Though they are less intrusive and less asinine and aren't just meant for adults with the reasoning skills that of kids in preschool, it gets the idea across.

Christian: Well all those strippers and beers are going to send you straight to hell

Pastafarian: Hey now, I'd really rather you didn't say that.
by Yu Tianzi May 27, 2008
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Rhaya

The most beautiful girl around!! She always has your back and if your in trouble she will be there to beat anyone up if their being jerks. She is a strong independent women who is the truest of the true friends. She is good in school but still loves to have lots of fun out of school. Shes such a WEIRDO in the best way. she will make you laugh without even trying. If you know a Rhaya in your life do not let her go because you will not be able to live without her:)
¨have you met the Rhaya girl shes such a cutie¨
¨yeah shes also really funny
by The bestest friend12345678910 December 5, 2019
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rhaelyn

Rhaelyn means the most chill and athletic person. And we"ll be there when u need her and she’s a type of person to be mean yes but can also be the kindest person ever so when u meet a Rhaelyn just know she’s lit
Rhaelyn is mad lit
by Ray_litaf April 15, 2018
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