Reverse Samson.

(n). The loss of any skills or strength when you undergo a ridiculous hair transplant in a pathetic attempt to reverse the loss of hair (also called a Rooney)

Alex. Hey Wayne, since you've had that dead gerbil sewn to your head, your form has dipped a little
The problem could be your reverse samson.

Wayne. I know gaffer, but I need to keep my film star looks for when I hang up my boots.

Reverse Samson. by Dungwit November 27, 2013

Reverse Samson

The act of a long haired man, who is struggling in some aspect of his life, cutting his long hair and regaining his awesome strength and ability.

Man, Jeff Locke is pitching terribly lately.
Yeah I know. Maybe needs to do a reverse Samson.

Reverse Samson by PGH15213 September 11, 2013

Reverse Samson

A sexual act that involves a man shaving a woman's head and then expanding her temple.

Q: Whoa! Did Delilah shave her head?

A: No, man. I gave her a Reverse Samson last night!

Reverse Samson by SRSTD April 22, 2009