Reverse Pirating

Reverse Pirating is defined as when a pirate gives other pirates their treasure instead of keeping it for themselves, a.k.a being a "Philanthropirate".

"Let's go do some Reverse Pirating, Mates!"

by Cupokirby July 2, 2018

the reverse pirate

When your getting a blow job, you punch the girl in the eye, and cum on her knee.

Last night I gave my ex-girlfriend a reverse pirate

by kaboomer landers November 2, 2003

the reverse pirate

When you're giving a guy a blow job, after he cums in your mouth you get up and spit it back in his eye and scream "Arrrrg!".

I gave my guy the reverse pirate last night, needless to say, he won't be begging for another blow job again any time soon.

by Captain Bitch January 18, 2010

Reverse Pirate Eyepatch

Your Wench is giving you a blowjob and your about to cum.... then that sneaky wench takes her mouth off and BAM! Your own cum in your eye! What do you do!? You cover it up and hide your shame with your hand and cry to the heavens! "Yarrrggggg!!!"

"Josh! You totaly just got reverse pirate eyepatched you stupid small cocked bastard!"

OR

"Dude... Sarah just got huge points for reverse pirate eyepatching that stupid cunt"

by Based on a true story January 4, 2010

reverse porch pirate

The act of going directly to someone's place of residence and leaving them a package, rather than sending it through the mail. The contents can be anything from a glitter bomb to a legitimate gift.

I'm bored and that prick who stole my lunch last week isn't home, so I'm gonna reverse porch pirate him with my cat's used litter.

by blue_heart February 14, 2023

reverse angry pirate

When after the guy cums in the girls mouth she kicks him in the shin and spits the cum into his eye.

jen caught jim off gaurd when she gave him a reverse angry pirate because he gave her an angry pirate last night.

by xXxgeoxXx October 31, 2006

reverse dirty pirate

When a girl is giving a man a blow job, but instead of swallowing she spits it in his eye and kicks him in the shin so he's blind in one eye and hopping around as if with a peg leg.

Why are you so blind today? Did your mom give you a reverse dirty pirate last night?

by arrrr_matey September 6, 2013