Retrofap

The act of fapping in the past

Amber: I will retrofap 20 minutes ago.

Cynthia: So you... fapped 20 minutes ago?

Amber: Correct.

by lulzfish_4 January 25, 2013

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Retrofart

When you have to fart but hold it in for so long, you hear it gurgle back into your tummy.

Gillian: Dude, what's that noise?
Lillian: Yo man, I just retrofarted to save you from my wicked SBD.

by the illians September 16, 2012

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RetroFag

Slang used for someone who's been living in the past for too long

Retrofag "Hey man I spent all my weekend playing Mike tyson's punchout they really don't make game's like this anymore screw the 360, Ps3 and wii, I have my nes."

Person 2 "RetroFag!"

by Massaki September 30, 2009

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Retrosapien

Somebody living in the past.

A: Man, I love that girl to bits.
B: She split up with you two months ago you fucking Retrosapien - get over it!

by GingerBastard1 February 13, 2009

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Someone who is a fan of "retro" things. A "RetroFan", is also someone who is usually the head of a group of people, or a "host". Also, someone who is awesome, amazing, and usually smarter than most of his/her peers.

"Hey, I played a round of Epigenesis with RetroFan today."
"Really? I played with him for 2 days on DOOM, so Grandmas on my land."
"Wow, lucky!"

by asdfhsdgjfdsjfdkdfj February 3, 2014

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Retrofag

Retrofag is a person who buys old video games, old music, old technology and spends a lot of time with it as a hobby. It is also used to describe playing old games, old music, using old tech for fun.

I'm going over Charlie's to retrofag this weekend.

by nyanpire June 13, 2020

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