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Retrobituary

When people post or tweet about the death of a celebrity who actually died several years ago as if it just happened.
Did you see that Amanda posted a retrobituary for Harry Morgan? He's been dead for five years!
Retrobituary by MassEK January 25, 2017

Retrobate 

n. One who can't, or who refuses to walk the bleeding edge of technology, preferring old, reliable tools. I.e. one who shuns PDAs for notebooks, pencils and pocket calendars; would rather meet in real life than on MySpace; and who'd still shoot with cameras which require film. A Luddite.
Bill is the kind of retrobate who rides an old, carburated Harley, rather than a new, reliable, fuel-injected sport bike.
Retrobate by Bill Garlinghouse March 12, 2008

RetroBible 

Retro Bible
Consists Of Daniel Dysons Wannabe Indie/Emo ''Retro Ways''
He Truely Believes That He Is Indie.
When Reading His Retro Bible.
Dys'- 'Yo Vin I Like Your Skinnies'
Vinny - 'Yeah SI-AN bought me them'
Dys' -'Cool, Read Your RetroBible Resently?'
Vinny -'NAH WTF'
RetroBible by DropDeadChloe January 15, 2008

retroboner 

An erection resulting from the experience of some aspect of retro culture (1920's-1990's, currently).
Man, that chick's hair is giving me a retroboner.
retroboner by zooeystar June 4, 2009

retrobicyclists 

A bunch of cyclists on old retrobikes.
Look at that bunch of retrobicyclists on their Klein's!
retrobicyclists by lgf November 11, 2013
To make a picture, space or way of life retro! When you decide to bring back a saying from years ago, you've retroized your lingo! When you put up a 70's wallpaper, you've retroized your space, when you add a filter to make a photo look like it's from another time, you've retroized!
I'm bringing back "honey badger don't give a shit", to retroize my lingo!
retroize by Pookie250 February 13, 2017