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Retardernet 

Retardernet: (noun) Referring to your internet, when it is in a non-cooperative mood.
'The internets being retarded and not working, we need to fix it.' Would become: 'We need to fix the retardernet.'
Retardernet by Will Hotchkiss. July 28, 2013
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Blame Retardent 

A person who constantly has an excuse for everything usually one that passes the blame from himself to others.
Varnish: Man I can't believe that Nick is late again!
Swedish: Yeah but you know he will have a good excuse, that guy is blame retardent.

retardedness 

the act of being retarded
Haley was showing her retardedness when she fell down the stairs on a cruis.
retardedness by Haley Marie P. July 15, 2007

Retardedness 

The state of being retarded; the process of being an actual retard
My dad left me because of Daniel Lvovsky's retardedness

Retarderet 

Er ligesom din ven der hedder Jeppe.
"JEPPE! DU ER RETARDERET!"
Retarderet by Rasmus Andersen February 28, 2016

retardedness 

something being very retarded
Note: not a real word
Helen thought retardedness was a word but the almighty hawt Erich proved her wrong
retardedness by Mr.AznGuy May 29, 2011

Retarderate 

An action which causes retardation in others. Also defined as that which makes you retarded.
My physics class retarderates me every time- I come out dumber than I was when I went in!
George Bush can retarderate anyone- after ten minutes of listening to him, retardation is inevitable.
Retarderate by aidsdate.com June 2, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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