Retard Hit 

A retard hit is taking a hit of tobacco through a bong or a pipe, turning your lungs into useless sacks. Anyone that does a retard hit therefore must be retarded.

"Retard hits in bongs fucking suck"
"That retard hit destroyed my lungs"
"Baccy through a bong is a retard hit"

Retard Hit by DoctorDumb December 28, 2017

hit the retard

see: beating off, jacking off, masturbating, rubbing one out

i'm gonna go hit the retard and then take a shower. give me 30 minutes.

Frankie really needs a girl, he's been hitting the retard all day long.

hit the retard by Meat2 October 1, 2008

retardittar 

When someone is retardedbeyond retarded

Adrian is so retardittar

retardittar by ThatOneBitxh23 June 14, 2018

retarditus 

a very lethal disease that makes you so incredibly stupid.

Hey bro you have retarditus

retarditus by fboiretard April 10, 2019

retarditis 

a condition where one displays a complete and utter lack of social skills. a person affected with retarditis may have an IQ slightly higher than his or her own age.

Zeb's test results just came back from the doctor and the results are positive. He has retarditis. The doctors say he only has 6 months 'til he's a full blown retard.

retarditis by C Had May 9, 2006

retardity

n. The state of utter stupidity that results from lax channel rules on IRC.

-> Ops #drugs: this channel is overrun with retards
-nixxie:@#drugs- you just noticed?
-persephone^black:@#drugs- lmao... i lost track of convo long ago
-> Ops #drugs: nah.. it's been this way for well over a year.. but the level of retardity never ceases to amaze me
-nixxie:@#drugs- hhahahha....i guess thats what you call "entertainment"
-persephone^black:@#drugs- is retartdity a word?

retardity by GreenJello May 23, 2006

retarditity 

something so retarded, such as douchbaggery, that is above stupid and retarded that the only way it can be defined is by combining the terms.

Jason: Yea, he changed his email and didnt get payment. pure douchebaggery.

Evan: No, thats a perfect example of retarditity.

retarditity by TheNurd December 27, 2006