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Resting sad face 

The appearance of sadness or sorrow in ones face while at rest, despite not feeling unhappy.

For example: Keanu Reeves, park bench.
"What's wrong? Smile!"
"Nothing is wrong, this is my face"
"Oh really? You have resting sad face"
Resting sad face by Batattack October 29, 2014

Guro Reiten 

Baby-faced assassin. Assist queen. Gets FIRED UP when she scores. Won the Norwegian Golden Ball for best football player in the country.
You see that icon? That's Guro Reiten.
Guro Reiten by chFree77 November 2, 2023

Retendous 

The act of creating a word and using the word( the word would be retendous too)in presence of someone who believes itself to be a smart-ass with a great vocabulary to later on finding them using that word and then telling them that it is not a real word that is present in a dictionary other than urbandictionary proving that they are just an ass.
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: That party was so retendous!
...hours later...

smart-ass: Man, I had the most retendolous time in *insert random bar here*

Guy annoyed by smart-ass: That is not a real word...

smart-ass: but I heard you say it a few hours ago

Guy annoyed by smart-ass: i just made that word up to prove you are an ass
Retendous by toxkapownd September 25, 2010

resting bitch face 

a person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Nah, she's just got a resting bitch face, she's actually really sweet
resting bitch face by miisty April 19, 2011

Resting Bitchface

A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.
Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:

"What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"

"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."

"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."

"Why don't you smile more?"

"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."

How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."

Semen retention 

Not masturbating or having sex. Many people beleive this will help you be more masculin if you are a man, along with other benifits.
Semen retention by Ctsdj November 14, 2019