Resolution List

The list that you make at the beginning of the new year right before you go back to school or work of the the things that you want to accomplish that year. "This year will be different!", you think as you put the list in your bedside drawer and go out to runs some errands.

Six months later, you find the list again during spring cleaning and discover that you haven't done a single thing on that f*cking list!!! You crumple the list up and throw it away, realizing again how crappy your life is....

SOB!!! I haven't done anything on this f*cking resolution list! Screw it, I'm going to the bar...

AGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! This list is the epitemy of my worthlessness.

Resolution List by raichupal January 5, 2011

Resolutionist 

A person who makes ballsy claims for New Year's resolutions even though you know they won't follow through with any of them.

Joe: I'm gonna quit smoking, eat right and join a gym this year.
Sue: Whatever. You're such a freaking resolutionist.

Resolutionist by Natewrites February 20, 2008

Resolutionist 

A person who joins the gym in early January because of their New Years Resolution. Resolutionists can be spotted by their pasty white skin, excessive fat, poor form, and blank look on their face as they stand next to any piece of gym equipment. Resolutionists usually migrate back to the couch any time from mid-January to early March.

"This damn Resolutionist has been on the Smith machine for 30 minutes. Maybe if he put more than 30 lbs on the bar and stopped taking 10 minute rests it wouldn't take so long. I can't wait until March"

Resolutionist by rKelly0137 September 2, 2008

resolutionist 

Jan 1 joiners of health clubs

Or another form "resolutionista"

Overheard at the YMCA in Easton, MD.

He was a resolutionist till March came around, I haven't seen him since.

resolutionist by showers at the Y January 1, 2012

Resolutionists 

A person(s) who resolves on New years to take care of themselves in the new year and improve their lifestyle

I couldn't get on the treadmill in the gym becasue they were all being used by resolutionists

Resolutionists by Wordsmith Dave August 17, 2010

resolutionists 

People who crowd the gym in the months of January and February trying to honour their New Year's resolution to be healthier.

I can't wait for all these resolutionists to stop coming here so I can find an open treadmill!

resolutionists by mickcp January 21, 2014