Reservation

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When a woman "reservates" a man, by having oral contact at his crunch.
This forces the man psychological to be intrested in a relationship with the woman an he won't feel atracted by other women.

Girl1: "Yesterday I resevered this boy at the party, he immediately fell in love with me."
Girl2: "That's what I call a good reservation!"

Reservation by PhoetNr.1 April 17, 2017

Words you can keep

Reservation Trash

The Native American equivalent of White Trash. The people coming off of reservations who are clearly alcoholics, wife beaters, and whores.

"Did you see Running Creek? Now that's what I call reservation trash!"

Reservation Trash by Joel Erickson March 24, 2003

Reservation Miner

A Native typically from the Province of Manitoba who lives part on reserve land part city, whose sole desire is to pillage goods and materials from main economic centres to enrich their lives on the reserves.

Hey Tom, did you see that large group of Reservation Miners? You better lock your stuff and the breach of your 12 gauge!

Reservation Miner by Ih8nates December 29, 2019

standing reservation

A reservation consistently placed at the same time and day each week, such as that for a favorite restaurant.

He has a standing reservation there and brings in a new girl to treat out each week.

standing reservation by Pap¡ February 13, 2017

dinner reservation

A code which means the removal of a dead body and incriminating evidence. Normally followed by a number which communicates the number of bodies that need to be removed.

John Wick: "I'd like to make a dinner reservation for 12."

dinner reservation by You'll Thank Me Later April 13, 2016

Prophylactic reservation

A restaurant reservation made as a backup plan when dining with friends with questionable taste.

My friend Sam made dinner plans for us tonight, but I booked a prophylactic reservation at Nopa just in case he chose Denny's.

Prophylactic reservation by toddx June 22, 2012

off the reservation

Crazy, as used in "Wedding Crashers".

I'm terrified of this girl. She's completely off the reservation.

off the reservation by JtotheL April 13, 2006

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026