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maximum tumescence in repose

As close to erect as a penis can possibly get without standing up or sticking out. The state of full hanging engorgement.
The optimum conditions for a soft core full frontal Playgirl photo shoot.
Deceiving because one assumes that if it's still hanging down it's gonna be bigger standing up when in fact that's all there is.
Cinema appreciator 1: "You saw the end of Boogie Nights, little Marky Mark is hung like a bull moose!"
Cinema appreciator 2: "The hell he is! That was maximum tumescence in repose."

social repose 

often called a "goth moth" or "mother moth" because of his unique headdress and wings that he wears on many videos on his youtube channel
-Did you see that Social Repose video that was posted yesterday????
-Who?
-Mother moth!
-Yeah man!
social repose by riceofnewfork February 14, 2017

Repose Calligraphy 

The state of your handwriting when extremely drowsy, tired, fatigued or sleepy.

Ie. the gibberish notes you take in class when your half asleep.
teacher: "...and so class, I hope your writing this down, x=pie $$%..."
student: *takes notes while dozing off*

Later at home...
student: wtf is this? *looks at notes and doesn't see, x=pie $$% but instead see's 匕z乂朩shxhdn.*Dang, I have repose calligraphy.
Repose Calligraphy by TashL. July 10, 2012

Social Repose 

Also known as Diet Onision, Social Repose is a vlogger, "musician", and scumbag who has taken up the past time of making "music" videos that appeal to his core audience of 12 year old scene girls. His hobbies include dressing up like a bird, not brushing his teeth, and fucking everyone in sight in a desperate attempt to prove that he isn't gay.

He is most well known for cheating on youtuber JaclynGlenn, something that would eventually lead to his downfall and cause him to post vague suicide threats on twitter.
Is that guy gay?
No he tried to fuck me and 3 of my friends.
Ew. What a Social Repose.
Social Repose by tomviolence November 7, 2017

McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose 

The idea that one can be relaxed and free of worry at all times. Matthew McConaughey is the poster child for this constant act of relaxation.
"That Matthew McConaughey seems to bare talking to Jay Leno for a full twenty minutes. Give that man a page in the book of McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose examples!"

social repose 

A synonyme for "cheating dirtbag" or "very gross trash".
-Mom: "Honey, could you please bring out the social repose?"

-Guy: "Yo have you heard what Kyle did to his precious girl?"
Other Guy: "Yeah man, fucking disgusting. He's such a social repose."
social repose by nuebish November 7, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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