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fold and reuse 

While in the midst of wiping one's tush after defecating, the act of wiping, then folding the toilet tissue over to reuse it.
Brian: "Man, I was taking a dump in the school bathroom the other day...and it wasn't a very good one. I was wiping and wiping and wiping and still had to wipe more but I was running low on toilet paper."
Joe: "What'd you do....fold and reuse?"
Brian: "Uh YEAAAAAH.....did I have any other choice?!"
fold and reuse by stockman09 March 3, 2008

reese's law 

"As a twitter hashtag grows larger, the probability of a comparison to terrorists or ISIS approaches one." There is a tradition in many groups that, once this occurs, that argument is over, and whoever mentioned terrorists has automatically lost whatever argument was in progress. Reese's law thus practically guarantees of an upper bound on a hashtags lifespan and overall size.
Reese's law: The #GamerGate cabal are the technology world’s ISIS.
reese's law by brofessor_oak October 10, 2014

Reese's feces 

The bottom 2% of your peanut butter cup that invariably sticks to the inside wrapper.
I had to lick the Reese's feces off my wrapper to be fully satisfied.

Reese's Puffs

It's candy... For BREAKFAST?!
Not candy... REESE'S PUFFS CEREAL! JUST ONE BITE, AND MY TASTE BUDS ARE LOST IN A SEA OF CHOCOLATEY FLAVOR!!! REESES PUFFS IS CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!
A person who when performing an exercise, either performs too many repetitions or loses count of how many repetitions he/she should have done.
"How many reps are you gonna do?"
"I don't know man, I lost count"
"So stop being a T-Reps!"
T-Reps by JKall day November 26, 2007

Reese's Man 

A man, a myth and legend of the cosplay community who gave away free candy and makes everyone smile. He passed on June 16th, 2020.
"Hey, who is that dude in the orange?"
"Oh him? That's the Reese's Man"
Reese's Man by DirtyLeon June 18, 2020