Reli-Gi-Tard

Ignorant idiots in fantasy land or just in straight updenial that an imaginary "god" to which nobody has ever seen in real life really exists somewhere in the fuckin sky.

"Hey Tim, who is the new janitor?".... "I heard he is a bible bangin reli-gi-tard Tim replied. "Great that's all we need.... another dilusuonal dumb fuck in imagination land" I said with frustration. Tim said "ahhhh Religitards, I get it!"

Reli-Gi-Tard by eRokitShit December 8, 2020

Religitard 

The term used to describe a religious-retard who is closed to the views and opinions of others, and who also voices their own opinions as fact; whilst commiting crimes against human intelligence in the name of religion.

( henke37 ) Im a christian through and through, god owns you.
( scenestar ) I concur henke37, god is indeed ownage.
( lolage ) Damn religitards.
( xenon ) Religitards make baby seals cry.

Religitard by #betterhack #&. August 22, 2006

religitard 

A religious person, someone who does not know that the sole purpose of religion is to scam you out of your hard earned money in exchange for telling you whatever you want to hear about what will happen after you die.

The Catholic Church (as one example) has profited for nearly two millennia and continues to profit financially by making one feel guilty for ones biological urges and begging for any amount of money at every service they offer globally, even offering 'indulgences' in the middle ages, which amounted to being able to sin as long as you paid them for it afterward.

Is it pure coincidence that 'pray' and 'prey' are homonyms? How about 'prophet' and 'profit'?

(middle ages) peon: "Father I need forgiveness, last night I raped a 10 year old boy."

Priest: "Give me all your money and say two hail marys and you will be forgiven, my son."
peon: "I don't have any money."
Priest: "Give me all your livestock and say two hail marys."
peon: "But my family will starve to death."
Priest: "Then it's god's will. If you don't do this you'll roast in hell for all eternity!!1eleventeen"
--example of a religitard being taken advantage of by a priest

religitard by phillydriter April 18, 2010

Religitard 

All religions retard

A person involved in any religion or or any part of that narcissistic control is known as a religitard.

The process of registration.

See those religitard in that church.

Religitard by airplanes2 October 11, 2018