the most devious and androgenous fella out there, a vore enjoyer. as the name suggests, quite possibly the MOST readable human in history, or to be more specific, in the game Brawlhalla.
average person: el reabable is soooooo readable
el readable: grr woof woof pwease stop bweing mwean to meee
One who reads all the time. Recess, lunch, and those few minutes you get when the teacher/boss stops speaking. Will also ignore friends in favour of reading.
"Man, did you see her today?"
"Yeah I know, completely ignored the teacher!"
"She is such a readaholic."
A person is having a readathon when they are reading a book series from start to finish without reading other books in between or taking long breaks. In addition to book series readathons, one can also have author and genre readathons.
Boy: I finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows last night, and with that my Harry Potter readathon!
Girl: You're such a geek. I still have two books to go.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.