by Tic Shack February 16, 2012
A split personality. Often comes out a night, and very rare occasions can be sighted near the pool or the beach. But often it is a nocturnal animal. It only feeds on one thing, beer, beer, and beer. It can be recognized from a distance from its stance, which is always at an awkard bendy angle. Raging Reichert can always be seen swaying its head, back and forth, almost like how a water buffalo swings its tail near a water hole.
by cocopuffmeup June 24, 2010
by adam huntley February 25, 2010
In the year 420 B.C. a mortal man known as San Ricardo confused the infinity stones with pop rocks and this summoned the gods of LDub. He was given a Bucks sweatshirt and a pair of sweatpants by the gods. He'd wear them for the rest of his life. Finally, the gods gave him the power of "The Clap" The clap was so power it made men quiver, cry, and soil themselves. Men, women, and children feared the grooviness of The Clap's power. With the clap of his hands, the oceans parted, empires crumbled, and the universe bended to his will. He used this power for good though. He rode along on his majestic steed (The LW Van) with sunglasses and used his powers to solve world hunger by giving everyone a McChicken, donut sticks, and tickets to the Fiserv. His words of wisdom such as "bang, bang", "we outta here", and "LETS GOOO" were studied by generation after generation. Simply put, Reichert is Radical
Doofus 1: Have you seen Avengers: Endgame?
Doofus 2: No
Doofus 1: Well Coach Reichert claps Thanos and kills all the Avengers too, and the world..ALL IS LEFT IS REICHERT
Doofus 2: BRO ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!? YOU ARE A STANKY SPOILER
Doofus 2: No
Doofus 1: Well Coach Reichert claps Thanos and kills all the Avengers too, and the world..ALL IS LEFT IS REICHERT
Doofus 2: BRO ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!? YOU ARE A STANKY SPOILER
by VinnyVtheSkinnyTree April 29, 2019
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