Reetus 

Reetus (ᚱᛖᛖᛏᚢᛋ) is an ancient word developed by the ancient memesters (ᛗᛖᛗᛖᛋᛏᛖᚱᛋ) to solve the terrible plague which was the Plague of Ree (ᛈᛚᚨᚷᚢᛖ ᛟᚠ ᚱᛖᛖ). The Plague of Ree was a long age when mankind found out about the tempting word Ree (ᚱᛖᛖ). Soon later, the world was flooded with people shouting 'Freaking Normies REEEEEEEEEE'. So the high council of men, consisting of Dark Wizard Daequan, Lord Commander Pewdiepie and The Person who gets nine-year-old gamer's attention, Grandayy, made a new form of the tempting word Ree and changed it into Reetus (ᚱᛖᛖᛏᚢᛋ) (this started the foundation of Latin) and this word was less tempting, making Ree fade away. But, unfortunately, Dark Wizard Daequan saw the Ree's power and used it for himself. Pewdiepie and Grandayy were successful in not using its power, but Daequan is still in the shadows, and its power will soon take over the world once again, but what remains of the memesters, which is led by Lord Regent of Memes, Grandayy, is fighting back. Will you fight in the War of the Ree?

Never say Ree, always say Reetus

Reetus by Did I Get Top Definition? November 10, 2018

Reetus 

a) Somebody who is a master at being autistic.

Human 1: Shit, Victor is a fucking reetus.
Victor: rEEEEeEeEeeEeeeeE

Reetus by Heck beerios April 22, 2019

reedus 

(verb): to lick someone's face. Created because of actor Norman Reedus's penchant for licking people's faces.

"He's so fine I just want to reedus him."

"He reedused me and it was so hot."

reedus by Luvrte66 June 11, 2013

Reeduslut 

One who is fanatically, obsessively, incredibly and irreversibly lost in admiration, love, obsession, and fangirl/fanboy-status over one Norman Reedus.
A Reeduslut may become hysterical the sight of Norman Reedus, or the mere mention of his name. She may also be found rewatching Boondock Saints and its sequel upwards of thirty times, as well as religious viewings of The Walking Dead. She is most likely able to recite quotes from any given piece of work, tell you Norman’s favorite foods, music, colors, and inform you how cute his son, Mingus, is.
Calling Norman Reedus anything other than perfect in the presence of a Reeduslut may be detrimental to your health.

Girl watching a movie: Look! Norman Reedus is in this movie!
Reeduslut: *screams and faints*

Reeduslut by Reeduslut April 9, 2013

Norman Reedus 

An Actor Who Gained A Cult Following With The Movie "The Boondock Saints" And Who Has Recently Become An Enormous Fan Favorite On The Overwhelmingly Popular Show "The Walking Dead" As Daryl Dixon. Along With Being Ruggedly Handsome And Charming, Norman Is Known For His Photography, Art, And Roles In Small, Independent Films.

Norman reedus the walking dead Boondock saints daryl dixon

Norman Reedus by Movielover April 28, 2013

Norman Reedus 

THE SEXIEST ACTOR EVER, AND A FANTASTIC DIRECTOR, AND PHOTOGRAPHER

sexy, Norman Reedus, awesome, amazing, perfection, SEXXXYYYYY

Norman Reedus by JESUS BEYONCE September 14, 2010

Sticktus Rectus Syndrome 

Genetic disease in which the patient has a massive splintery segment of wood is lodged deep within the anal cavity. Symptoms may include irritability, rapid changes in mood, chronic bitch face and constipation.

After being diagnosed with sticktus rectus syndrome, Lizzy tried to get the huge stick out of her butt to no avail.

Sticktus Rectus Syndrome by Dr. Dixienormus January 11, 2015