Ree-Tard 

A Ree-Tard is somebody so stupid that the normal term 'retard' isn't enough.
This is a person who uses all caps when typing. Ignores punctuation, spelling and sentence structure when posting online.
Ree-Tard's are always off topic, haven't the slightest clue as to what they are doing, and when you point out that they are acting retarded they morph into Ree-Tard's and attack you with misspelled, poorly worded and overly mis -punctuated emails or posts.

God! That Ree-Tard is texting me again!

Ree-Tard by not even mad. June 13, 2010

Ree Tardy Oswald 

The testosterone deficient young man who shall not be named that was a notably bad shot who tried to kill former President Donald Trump in Butler, Pennsylvania on July 13th, 2024. Unfortunately, he did succeed in killing an innocent firefighter before having his head blown off.

Damn, you’re so bad at shooting that you look like Ree Tardy Oswald

Ree Tardy Oswald by Sharkinator627 July 22, 2024

Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded 

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh...

Hym "No there isn't Sabine. A Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded billionaire is paying you to contradict me and he's going to get me and some of your kids murdered and he has ALREADY gotten you kids killed. All to cover up the fact that he's Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded and he got spooked by the RETARD SEX CULT claims."

Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded by Hym Iam September 7, 2025

reetard 

noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up.

"Bobby is such a reetard - I swear if he ever says anything vaguely interesting, the world's gonna end"

reetard by felch August 21, 2007

Reetard 

A fortnite kid who fanboys the pro player known as Reet, by playing his sensitivity, his skin, and talks like him, and plays like him. Sometimes they even copy his name by adding a greek letter

The kid i found in that arena game is a reetard

Reetard by Spotless February 22, 2021

reetarded 

A person with an android device.

dude this guy is so reetarded.

reetarded by pimp gangster 007 October 1, 2018

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reetard by AcidityBM July 9, 2021