The ultimate goal of Target's disillusioned LODs and GSTLs who whip their cashiers with spiked belts at every prompt to try to enforce their will against unsuspecting customers.
Usually the result of a life of shit, failure (i.e. dropping out of college, high school, getting fired out of a more prestigious position), and overall the ultimate fear of losing their job even though they're already working under shitty conditions at little over minimum wage.
Victims are usually high-school students with potential or mentally retarded and morbidly obese individuals that can't find a job anywhere else.
Usually the result of a life of shit, failure (i.e. dropping out of college, high school, getting fired out of a more prestigious position), and overall the ultimate fear of losing their job even though they're already working under shitty conditions at little over minimum wage.
Victims are usually high-school students with potential or mentally retarded and morbidly obese individuals that can't find a job anywhere else.
I just started working at Target a week ago, and this nasty bitch with crooked teeth and a terrible lisp told me that if I don't get redcards, she'll murder me and rape my family.
That hurt my feelings, (so I yelled 'This is SPARTA' and roundhouse kicked the b*tch and got the fuck out of there).
That hurt my feelings, (so I yelled 'This is SPARTA' and roundhouse kicked the b*tch and got the fuck out of there).
by Knick Nack Paddywack October 16, 2008
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Get the Redarded mug.SPECIES - Redtards are a group of carnivorous homo sapiens in the genus Mullet family. They reside in the southern USA, are highly territorial, prefer open grassland, high fructose corn syrup and have an inverted mathematical relationship between their years of education and the number of offspring they bear.
CULTURE - Redtards subscribe to the notions: the repetition of unsupportable concepts inherently transforms them into fact and “if Jesus said it, da-gummit, dats bowt good 'nuf fer us”. Redtards tend to hide from the light in FoxNews holes and can be identified roaming the woodlands chanting arcane war cries of "drill baby drill" as a solution to the global energy crisis and believe that the recent frost in their hayfield invalidates the irrefutable science of global warming.
MARKINGS - The markings of this species are the absence of teeth, barb wire tattoos or the billowing of red/white/blue fabric planted in front of their trailer dwellings. Borderline Redtards can validate their inclusion if they have more than one Jeff Foxworthy box set, and can deadeye three of five tin cans with standard gauge buck shot from a distance of four Camaros or more.
MATINGS - Redtards tend to mate within two degrees of their immediate genealogy, preferring to do so in four-wheel drive vehicles with mounted weaponry. This species, long believed to be headed toward extinction, is instead propagating at an unprecedented pace and thereby poses an immediate threat to the universe.
CULTURE - Redtards subscribe to the notions: the repetition of unsupportable concepts inherently transforms them into fact and “if Jesus said it, da-gummit, dats bowt good 'nuf fer us”. Redtards tend to hide from the light in FoxNews holes and can be identified roaming the woodlands chanting arcane war cries of "drill baby drill" as a solution to the global energy crisis and believe that the recent frost in their hayfield invalidates the irrefutable science of global warming.
MARKINGS - The markings of this species are the absence of teeth, barb wire tattoos or the billowing of red/white/blue fabric planted in front of their trailer dwellings. Borderline Redtards can validate their inclusion if they have more than one Jeff Foxworthy box set, and can deadeye three of five tin cans with standard gauge buck shot from a distance of four Camaros or more.
MATINGS - Redtards tend to mate within two degrees of their immediate genealogy, preferring to do so in four-wheel drive vehicles with mounted weaponry. This species, long believed to be headed toward extinction, is instead propagating at an unprecedented pace and thereby poses an immediate threat to the universe.
Glen Beck is such a redtard! He said that the recent snow in his front yard must be "global cooling" because global warming is a scam.
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I don't care if its Tuesday and everyone has 9 a.m. class, my girlfriend just broke up with me, I'm throwing down a Red Card. Bust out the Jager!
by fluffhead1999 May 5, 2009
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Verb: To resend a previously recieved card additionally signed by the original recipient.
Verb: To resend a previously recieved card additionally signed by the original recipient.
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