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red and white kop 

Red and White Kop is a piece of shit online Liverpool FC fan forum that's moderated by a bunch of fucking inept monkeys who lock every thread because they're too fucking lazy / inept to actually do their job. And if you question them, you get banned and laughed at by users who are sucking the mods cocks in hopes of getting on their good side. Every fucking post you make will get deleted, unless it's referencing an obscure 70's TV show / movie that nobody fucking understands. Lots of users on there are over the age of 40 and therefore have no fucking idea how the internet works. Even North Korea / former Soviet Union didn't censor and delete so many opinions.
Everyone on Red and white kop.

red and white sandwich

A Budwieser beer in the red and white can...used b/c the heaviness of the beer makes it a good meal replacement for rednecks, alcoholics and sundry other drinkers
"what did you have for lunch?"
"I was in a hurry so I just grabbed a red and white sandwich out of the cooler"

Red and White Panda 

A beautiful, witty, intelligent, humble creature.
Red and White Panda by p February 17, 2005

Red and White Albino Rhino 

When a girl is giving head to the male and accidentaly bites the males penis and the male screams "Oh Shit" and knees her in the nostrils and then cums making a bloody concotion of cum and blood.
"She gave me a red and white albino rhino"

"Dude thats awesome"

red and white hammer 

when a man is about to ejaculate you take a hammer and hit his testicles so blood and skeet come flying out
that guy wanted some more excitement so i gave him a red and white hammer.
red and white hammer by hammer69 August 6, 2008

Red and White Can 

Reddi-Wip, with its iconic Red and White Can, designed in 1954, became a product celebrity and made Mr. Lapin famous, too
Red and White Can by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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